Fable 2 Inspired Gargoyle Statue- 3D Printed Figure Painted

Description: "One of the few survivors of the Great Talking Gargoyle Massacre. The trauma has struck him dumb." Gargoyles are living stone ornaments that can be seen throughout the land of Albion in Fable II. They have small, light grey faces with sparkling eyes, and are renowned and reviled among the people of Albion for their habit of mocking and insulting any and all passersby, including the Hero of Bowerstone. Their unique, heavily-accented Scottish banter is a dead giveaway as to their presence. Quotes "Ach, I can smell your awful breath... all the way from here." "I'd ask you to try and shoot me... but ya'd probably poke your eye out instead." "I might be made of stone, but at least I ain't stone blind." "Hey! You're that mighty adventurer, aren't you? Well, I've got a quest for you: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!" "I bet your shooting's as bad as your body odour!" "I heard there was a prophecy about you... yeah... something about THE WORST MARKSMAN OF ALL TIME! Yeah, that was it! Hahaha!" "You must be the sorriest excuse of a Hero I ever saw, and I've seen plenty." "Ye cannae hit me. Ye cannae hit me! Haha!" "Hi, my name's Barn Door. Bet ye cannae hit meeee!" "You're more of a crack-pot than a crack-shot! Hahahaha!" "Don't you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!" "Is this what I've been sittin' here waiting for all these centuries? You?! Bah!" "I can tell by yer glazed over eyes ye cannae shoot straight!" "Hey! Hero! Do you have any health or potions? Hahaha, you ain't got no skill, that's as plain as day!" "Ach, away with ye, ye scavenger dog-monkey." "Hey! Look at me when I'm insulting ya! You walking sack of compost!" "You think you're smart? I've seen more brains in a slop-bucket!" "Let's see your aim... If ya've got one!" "Phppt!" "You couldnae hit a castle wi'a ball of dung!" "Ach, ya blunderin' goon, you couldnae hit me in a million years!" "Tell me this, how does a rubbish shooter like you stay alive? You must be a right jammy bugger!" "What are you gonna do, huh? Shoot me? Ooh, I'm shiverin', mummy, help!" "Tell me this, is it true you don't know which way to hold a crossbow? Hahaha!"' "Oh, look! My face is all exposed!" "Which one ya cannae hit me with? Yer gun, or yer sneeze?" "Hey, what you are doing with all those weapons? You might as well use a wee toy slingshot, ye big baby!" "Hey, come and have a go at me, if you think you're tough enough!" "I can paint a target on me arse and you'll still be pointing at ye shoe!" This figure is inspired by the rudest creatures in Albion, the insulting Gargoyles, from Fable 2. *Painted Eyes* Materials Used: PLA Filament, Acrylic Paint. Legal Disclaimer; This is not official merchandise, but fan-created content. All models are securely packed and shipped with tracking, A tracking number will be provided upon dispatch. Shipping times may vary depending on destination. As this product is 3D printed, every attempt to reduce quality issues has been taken. However, due to the nature of 3D printing, some issues may still be present.

Price: 35 USD

Location: Owings Mills, Maryland

End Time: 2024-10-01T16:16:29.000Z

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